This weeks issue features a childline advert, which is fitting considering most of the kids featured in this magazine sport black eyes and torn clothing, Kerrang! needs to treat their subjects better. It's no surprise bands that get reviewed by Kerrang! seem downhearted most of the time, the magazine gives them poor ratings for dinner with a side of abusive language and disappointment for desert!
It makes me wonder why fans of these bands keep buying the magazine, oh wait, here's your answer, because the demeaning reviews are part of the measly amount of reading material, and kids these days buy it for the free posters. It's like a lucky dip with Kerrang!, some weeks might have something you want, the rest of the time it's just shit followed by more shit that ends with fans tearing up the magazine and feeding it to their hamsters.